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Published on September 27th, 2013 | by Flipside

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Edinburgh Students incredibly happy to find non-students in Teviot

Edinburgh students have recently been ecstatic to hang out with non-students who have come uninvited into students unions, particularly Teviot.

Some have been families who have thought it was just another local pub, while others have been older Celtic fans who have banned from other pubs in the area, and some are just lonely.

Ellie Thompson, a 3rd year Physics student had this to say; “I just love it when random 40 year olds come and talk to me. This is exactly why I came to Uni, to hang out with middle-aged people with nothing better to do.”

John Weymark, a 2nd year Politics student, recently started a whirlwind romance with a 58-year old woman who wondered into Teviot to try and buy some milk. The two fell in love as John showed her to Tesco.“I never would have met Peggy, had this odd phenomenon never occurred.”

In a related matter, we contacted EUSA to find out if anyone had ever paid the non-student prices at the bars in Teviot. A EUSA staff member cackled down the phone in response.

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