Published on August 3rd, 2015 | by Flipside0
Edinburgh Tab declares Edinburgh Flipside dead.
Tragic News: on the dawn the 2015 Edinburgh Fringe festival, Edinburgh Flipside, has been pronounced dead by the Edinburgh Tab.
“We simply haven’t seen any content from them recently, and we are pretty sure they are dead, finshed, finito. This is great as it leaves us in a perfect position to continue to produce the high quality news and satire which we release on a regular basis.” EIC at the Edinburgh Tab, Sally Smith aged five.”
“We couldn’t believe it at first, but if it has come from the Edinburgh Tab it must be true…. This has come as a huge blow to the satirical side of the Fringe. It is a good thing we have the tab to write incredible satirical pieces or else we would be in trouble.” –Westend Toddler.
“It really is a tragedy” – Random passer-by (On Cecil the Lion).
One person commented, “Who are dead?”
2nd Year philosophy student, Tommy Arthur, was clearly too gutted to respond and gave no comment, whilst walking away at high speeds; before breaking into a run.