Published on September 14th, 2013 | by Flipside0
EUSA calls notion of fixing website before Freshers’ Week ridiculous
Edinburgh University Students’ Association (EUSA) has this week suggested that fixing its ramshackle website before Fresher’s week would have been absurd.
“We wanted students to have a really clear idea of just how dysfunctional and tragic an organisation we really are, before they came to university. Mainly we wanted to make sure that they never actually trust us. That’d be a horrible decision for those poor students to make,” said a drug addled EUSA employee who insisted they were Jesus.
A representative from the University of Edinburgh School of Informatics said the problems with EUSA’s website could probably be fixed within about 2 minutes, but they wouldn’t do it unless they got free entry to the Big Cheese for life.