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Published on November 26th, 2015 | by Flipside

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EUSA Lists Their 5 Favourite Christmas Albums

Hi there! Jonny Ross-Tatum here (two ‘n’s, two ‘s’s, two rock-hard pecs).

Some of you might know me as ‘President of EUSA’, ‘the EUSA president’, or ‘the best EUSA president since the EUSA presidency existed.’ But really, I’m just a regular guy who loves Christmas and music just like you. Except I’m EUSA president.

So whilst I have a break from making sure that student satisfaction rate soars up to the 120th best university in the country, here are my top 5 favourite Christmas albums. Who will win? No. 1 record holder but not EUSA president Slade? Award-winning but crucially not EUSA president John Lennon? Let’s find out…

5.Christmas with Michael Bublé

Truely one of the best Christmas Abulms of all time. You might recognize his new-age soul-filled voice constantly playing in Teviot New Amphion on FreshAir (the radio station, not the non-existent air conditioning). We at EUSA can’t get enough of it!

 

4.A Holiday Gift for You by Michael Bublé

Another holiday treat from our favorite Canadian crooner! We weren’t even expecting this great EP when it dropped in 2011 but hot damn was everyone at EUSA stoked! Even me, President Jonny Ross-Tatum!

 

3.Let It Snow (the 2003 single) by Michael Bublé

This heartwarming single pretty much counts as its own album! We love it so much we play it eight times in a row. We can tell how much everyone in Teviot loves it because of the spasmodic holiday twitching. God, I love Christmas.

 

2.Haven’t Met You Yet by Michael Bublé

Bublé is so goddamn festive and wonderful that pretty much all of his songs could be holiday hits! Do you miss boyz 2 men? So does EUSA.

 

1.Christmas with Michael Bublé

So good we put it twice! We play it constantly! Over and over again! Bublé is Christmas! Bublé is all!

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