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Published on March 8th, 2018 | by Flipside

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EUSA Sabb’s Candidates Ranked By Colour Scheme

They want a salary. And they need YOU to give it them. But who do you choose? In a world where student politics is largely token power, the main thing is our reps having TASTE. So here’s a run down of the top five colour schemes of the season:

  1. Diva Murkherji (VP Education)

Where to begin? Well, Diva has a punch yellow and pink colour schemes, with a iconic  rose print pattern on the background. Obviously using the talented design team which helped in her campaign for BME officer, Diva surprises no one in her very recognisable campaign, and the obvious continued support of her team proves she is able to maintain relationships with people: Another plus. Her use of memes has also been inspiring to us all, what does she care more about? Memes or policy? Do we know? Do we care? She’s also been giving out badges

2. Kai O’Doherty (VP Welfare)

Kai has also gone for a pink, but with a blue. Controversial! Kai has also featured videos of them on a scooter, which is a metaphor for how they wish to broaden accessibility to everyone, and also that they actually gonna get shit done and everyone knows that those who ride scooters are determined people. Their leaflets can also be turned into hats

3. Lizzie Rhoades (VP Community)

Lizzie’s has like, alliteration and stuff

 

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