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Published on November 29th, 2017 | by Flipside

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Everyone Except Daily Mail Readers Are Happy For Meghan Markle and Prince Harry

 

Former pusher of all Kate and William themed commemorative plates and morbid Diana jewelry collections (god bless you Lady D), the Mail Online has found evidence that Meghan Markle has a personality and Instagram account, news which their readers have reacted with disgust.

 

The American, branded the ‘Next Wallis Simpson,’ has managed to live a life before Harry, something which Kate Middleton admirably managed not to do. The lack of respect that Markle has shown towards the out-dated and draining tradition that is the ‘Royal Family’ by not supporting Brexit and liking Hilary Clinton, has proved damaging to the belief that Royal Family are the oversized, overrated stuffed lizards that everyone loves.

 

Keith Keithly had this too say: ‘I wish Harry had chosen one of the blonde ones, have some diversity from the brunette theme from Kate. But really this doesn’t matter because everyone knows that Harry is illegitimate anyway’

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