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Published on October 21st, 2016 | by Flipside

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Everyone Welcomes Clown Hysteria As A Distraction To Everything Horrible Going On

Everyone has welcomed the clowns as a happy distraction to the fact that everything is awful. It is nice, everyone has said, to fear a clown chasing you down the street while you are walking alone in the dark or when you take your child to a park.

 

Clowns sightings have become a form of therapy because everything is exceptionally crap at the moment. With new Cold War tensions, uncertainty about the future of Bake Off and UK politics being a shit show, people have loved being scared by clowns.

 

Suzie Remoaner, from Newcastle, was terrorised yesterday evening by a clown and said, ‘I was walking home thinking about how awful it will be when World War III erupts between Russia and Boris Johnson when I saw the clown lurking on a street corner. I laughed hysterically as I sprinted away from the clown and its chainsaw. Such fun! I haven’t thought about World War III, Donald Trumps orange face or Brexit since!’

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