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Published on October 31st, 2017 | by Flipside

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Evil Creatures Dress As Modern Humanity For Halloween.

For centuries, the ending of October has meant the celebration or recognition of the thinning of the barrier between our world and the next. During this time evil spirits, witches, demons and all manner of nasty shits are supposed to walk among us and thus we dress as them so we may blend in, or some other such bullshit.

However, this year the evil spirits have decided that the reality of modern humanity has become so frightening that they are no longer the scary ones and so are taking the opportunity to dress up for the very first time.

A witch, James, who has stolen babies and placed horrific curses upon people has decided to dress as global warming. “It is fucking scary man, the ice caps melting and CO2 levels reaching inexorable heights. I think my shit seems minor in comparison to what you guys are doing at the moment.”-He commented.

One fairy is coming as commitment and her friend is the patriarchy and they have both said they are really enjoying dressing up.

Most shocking of all perhaps; the high court of the good folk or “elves”  have all come dressed as modern politics. The Queen of Elfland commented: “I think its bloody funny that I look like Donald Trump and the Fairy King is Theresa May. I don’t know how familiar you are with fairy lore,” she said whilst slowly withering the life from a small animal, “but none of our fucking weird political squabbles even come close to this.”

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