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Published on January 30th, 2014 | by Flipside

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FA Cup roundup

Flipside’s summary of the weekend’s football:

Crystal Palace, after reaching the dizzying heights of 16th in the Premier League table, reminded everyone how shit they actually are by losing to Wigan.

Watford got so excited that they were leading Manchester City 2-0 that they forgot that it was only half time.  Aguero, who scored a hattrick, reportedly only started performing in the second half because of a threat Yaya Toure and Vincent Kompany made to him, the ‘pretty little boy’…

Even though Liverpool managed to dispatch Bournemouth, Luis Suarez came under very harsh criticism for his ongoing goal drought; he has now not scored in 110 minutes.

The sale of such a major player to Manchester has been branded as Juan of the silliest transfers in a while, but Chelsea managed to prove that it did not Mata by beating Stoke, the match winner earning an Oscar for his superb free kick.

Roberto Martinez has engaged the services of a counsellor after telling his players to ‘break a leg out there’ in his pre match pep talk.

 

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