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Published on October 4th, 2015 | by Flipside

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First Year Meets Boy In Hive, Says It’s Definitely Long-Term.

This week, a first year student at the University of Edinburgh confessed to meeting her future life-partner in The Hive nightclub. She told Flipside she knew it was meant to be when their eyes met across the dance floor to the tune of “Stacy’s Mom”. Their love was later confirmed over £2.50 cocktails (96% unspecified juice, 3% staff spit) and matching body paint hearts.

‘I loved the way his eyes glowed unnaturally in the dark. Most people find UV- teeth frightening, but I think it’s beautiful.’

Although more than ready for a night of passionate romance, however, the pair were unable to consummate their love, after he ‘had a bit too much to drink’ and vomited over the steps to her flat. Undeterred, our confidant has said that she is looking forward to seeing him, again, though concedes that the daylight may come as a bit of a shock.

Hive’s ‘Trash Tuesday’ has since been named Edinburgh’s top romantic destination.

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