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Published on October 7th, 2013 | by Flipside

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First year student excited to be canvassed for Student Elections

A first year student staying in Pollock Halls is incredibly excited for the upcoming EUSA and NUS by-elections, and is excitedly anticipating being canvassed by a bunch of wannabe politicians.

Josh James, a first year Chemical Engineering student from Warwick, is apparently ‘well up’ for getting pestered by boring people doing door knocking for self-righteous, but unimportant political campaigns. “I’m just buzzing! I’ve made cakes to give them, and I’ve designed some bingo cards so I can get even more excited for certain candidates! My favourite game to play is guess which faction they’re from!”

Other first year students were less excited by the prospect of student ‘politicians’ door-knocking.

“Fuck sake.” Said Greg Alberto-Phillipakis “Do they know that we’re all still in bed at 6:30 in the evening? You can’t sleep till 4am when you live on Cowgate. Urgh.”

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