Published on September 16th, 2016 | by Flipside0
Five Fresher’s Outfits That Absolutely No One Will Care About
With the new year, new school, comes a brand new you that no one will notice or mind. Remember, don’t care what anyone thinks of you, because no one ever thinks of you.
1.Indoor Hat – The £7.99 felt abortion you bought at Primark won’t stop you from feeling bad all the time.
2. Halter Tops – when you’re ready to hit the club after your 10 am personal tutor meeting. Really misjudged Scotland didn’t ya Amber? Fucking Amber.
3. That Fucking Scarf – Your new scarf: an outfit that says you’re a writer/poet/author and announces to the world ‘I have a fragile understanding of Hemingway but that doesn’t mean I’m not gonna talk about him ALL THE TIME.’
4. That Shit On Your Face – what…. what is that? Come on, it makes you look more 17 than you already are.
5. The Dye Job You’ve Clearly Done Yourself – White is a great colour on you. Because it’s a great colour on everyone. At least you’ll fit in at Edinburgh.