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Published on November 28th, 2015 | by Flipside

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Five Reasons You Should Get off Facebook and Do Your Fucking Essay.

5. Did you click on this link? Dude you’re procrastinating. Close this page right now and go back to your fucking essay.

4. Why are you still reading? Do you think there’s a joke in this one? No. This ends with you finishing your fucking essay.

3. Your society group chat is not more important than finishing this essay. You know this shit is due Monday right? Finish your fucking essay.

2. There is no payoff if you finish this list. You’ve just wasted your time. How much does your degree cost you? Is it a lot? Think of your parents. Get off facebook and finish your fucking essay.

1. Wow, you made it the end of this list. Okay well I guess your academics don’t really matter at all. Alright. Well here are five websites dedicated to wasting time. You.Will.Fail.Your.Degree.

 

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