Published on October 18th, 2015 | by Flipside0
Flipside Admits to Having Slight Crush on EUSA
In response to heightened speculation among readers, Flipside has confirmed that it does in fact (‘maybe a little bit’) have a crush on EUSA.
Before they were all about getting into debates they had no authority on, but now they’re really listening to the needs of the student population… It’s kind of sexy.
Flipside has often been quick to criticise EUSA’s actions, but it is now thought that the sarcastic remarks and targeted articles of the past may simply have been a manifestation of deep sexual tension between the pair.
‘We always thought that EUSA were obnoxious show-offs, but this year they’ve been really cool. We’re seeing a whole different side of them—they’re not like other student unions.’
This confession has come following Flipside’s increased number of EUSA-centric articles, which have since been deemed playground flirting tactics (evidence for this theory includes a recent stunt at the Library Bar aimed at getting EUSA’s attention).When asked if they were considering asking EUSA to the Media Ball, Flipside blushed furiously and muttered something about having a tutorial to go to.
Ah, young love.