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Published on September 21st, 2016 | by Flipside

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Flipside Announce Plans To Sell ‘Team Jolie’ T-Shirts

Why we are team Jolie, and you should be too.

 

-She really likes names with an “x’ in, it’s like she’s sending kisses to the world

-She is kinda freaky. We love kinda freaky. The vials of blood was questionable, but oddly cool

-Brad Pitt looks like he never uses deodorant

-She only has one good leg. This makes her relatable

-Anyone who says ‘Fight Club’ is their favorite film is a psychopath, stay away

-I want to be her friend

 

 

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