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Published on November 30th, 2015 | by Flipside

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Flipside Declares War on ISIS.

With the recent developments, Edinburgh Flipside has decided to finally join the other nations and factions that have been combating Daesh for years. Though we may only be nine humanities students with limited access to weapons, propaganda, and transport to the embattled areas, we are more than ready to declare war on this dangerous, radical organisation. Nyle, the superbuff president of Flipside has released this editorial note (plus Lothain buses are pretty good):

Hey Buttholes! Hey Daesh you stupid idiots! I know you’re reading this because you google yourselves everyday! I want you to know the swift boot of justice is coming straight up your ass! Courtesy of a small online publication that tries to be buzzfeed! That’s right asshats, myself and Jonnyboi Tatum-Ross are coming for YOU!

 

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