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Published on April 20th, 2016 | by Flipside

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Five Sex Moves inspired by Campus News

  1. The Library Cat – become really intimate with thousands of people then leave without telling anyone where you’re going
  2. The Divestment Campaign – get hot and steamy by chaining yourself up, then immediately give up before anything fun happens
  3. The EUSA Referendum – Don’t tell anyone what you’re doing until after you’ve finished.
  4. The VPAA– right in the heat of it, put your hands up and shake your head.
  5. The Parlie Cheaters – piss on everything

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