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Published on December 4th, 2013 | by Flipside

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Flipside’s Second Ashes Test Predictions 04/12/13

With the second Ashes test in Adelaide commencing tonight, Flipside thought it would try to predict the outcome of this Test:

Australia will get a below par 150 runs.

England, buoyed by the success of the ever popular Stuart Broad having got 9 wickets, and James Anderson having broken Michael Clarke’s f***ing arm, will go in to bat with high hopes.

However, Shane Watson will bowl out the entire team in a pie fuelled rampage.

In the second innings, Australia will declare on 517-1 with Michael Clarke scoring a double hundred and Graeme Swann, their top scorer with the figures of 0 for 317.

England, still ‘motivated’ according to Chris Tremlett (who got confused and thought he was Australian) will be bowled out for 7, with Mitchell Johnson, unburdened by his 70’s sex pest moustache, getting all 10 wickets.

The top scorer, oddly enough, will be Jonathan Trott.

England to lose, badly.

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