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Published on December 2nd, 2013 | by Flipside

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Flipside’s Made in Chelsea Predictions 02/12/2013

Times Louise will cry: 12. This is quite a conservative estimate though.

Most outrageous confession by Spencer to his therapist: Given the trend of the last few weeks, he’ll probably reveal some self-loathing resulting from a horrible sexual experience involving himself and a water fountain.

Ridiculous activity in which Francis Boulle will be participating: Underwater shark wrestling.

Mark Francis putdown: “Oh no! I haven’t used the tube since it was pulled by horses darling. At least then it had some class, the only class it has now is ‘working’ – and that’s not a look I admire.”

Level of desperate to which Andy stoops: We predict something along the lines of crying on a sofa eating Ben and Jerries, in a onesie. Or sleeping with Cheska.

Basic knowledge unknown by cast: Following Proudlock and Jamie not remembering the name of Dr. Watson last week (and speaking about Sherlock Holmes in terms of those dire Robert Downey Jnr. Films), Lucy will not know the whereabouts of ‘Canada’.

People who will get off who probably shouldn’t get off: Phoebe and Sam.

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