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Published on September 14th, 2013 | by Flipside

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Flipside’s Top 15 alternatives to Blurred Lines

If you’ve been feeling sore about losing the ability to listen to Blurred Lines in EUSA Venues, here are 15 offensive songs that are totally allowed in EUSA venues.

15: Break a Bitch Neck – Akinyele

14: Treat her like a Prostitute – Slick Rick

13: A bitch iz a bitch – NWA

12: Ain’t no Fun if the Homies can’t have none – Snoop Dogg

11: Bitch Betty – Too Short

10: Smack my Bitch up – The Prodigy

9: Ur So Gay – Katy Perry

8: Face Down Ass Up – 2 Live Crew

7: Pregnant Pussy – UGK

6: One Less Bitch – NWA

5: Domestic Violence – Bobby Digital

4: Bitches Ain’t Shit – Dr. Dre

3: Kill You – Eminem

2: Bitches Suck Dick – Tyler the Creator

1: Talk Like Sex – Kool G

This song wins, because it includes the lyrics ‘I’ll leave her looking like a rape victim.’

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