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Published on August 5th, 2015 | by Flipside

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Flyerer’s and Acts alike expect a blissful and trouble free Fringe.

With preview shows for the Edinburgh Fringe 2015 Festival beginning today, we took to the streets to ask how the acts and flyerer’s were feeling.

“I simply cannot wait”, said the chirpy comedian Alfie Brown, “I love the Fringe so bloody much and just can’t wait to get performing. It is not like acts ever struggle, every show is always sold out and we always just have a great time. Our job is basically the easiest thing in the world. I feel blessed. #YAY”

First time Flyerer Jo Hollingworth was also feeling optimistic, “It sounds like the greatest thing ever to be involved in. The punters will all be lovely to me I am sure, I just can’t see who would be mean to a Flyerer? We are just trying to help. Ohh and I just know the weather is going to be nice, I am so bloody confident I haven’t brought a rain coat; it is summer, why would it rain that much during summer? (Jo has recently been hospitalized with water in his lungs, following a passer by pushing him into a 4ft deep puddle, the only thing which saved him from drowning, was the pile of discarded and sodden flyers which absorbed the puddle in a matter of seconds).

Flipside’s very own, “The Flyerer” (he won’t give us his real name), had this to say, “Look it is going to be a drug powered orgy month of mayhem, booze, sex and smoking, and I am trying so hard to quit smoking and booze.” –He went on about orgies for some time, and had very little to add with regards to the actual fringe repeating, “How many times do I have to tell you? Booze, Smokes and Sexual Orgies are the Fringe, no one is actually here to “Perform”…well at least not in that way” He just winked a lot after that statement…..

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