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Published on April 6th, 2017 | by Flipside

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“For once we are not the bad guy”-Coca Cola Company

Following Pepsi’s controversial recent advertisement, suggesting that the only way to solve deep civil rights issues is for Kyle Jenner to give Pepsi to white policemen, Coca Cola are delighted to have emerged the good guy of the soft beverage universe.

A highly excited spokes person commented, “This is unheard of! Pepsi normally just do quite amusing adverts with footballers. But on this occasion they seem have really pissed people off. Now we are not the most hated evil soft drink cooperation and that’s really great. It really has been a struggle since the whole selling fanta to the Nazis thing…”

Surprisingly the Black Lives Matter moment are actually pretty chuffed, with a statement reading,

“Pepsi is honestly what we have been missing. A global cooperation trivialising and using a campaign responding to black people being shot is exactly what we need right now. Kyle Jenner, icing on the black Forrest Gateaux. We are all really happy that the white board members have solved our problems and have no issues at all”. Flipside thinks this whole approach is cool, refreshing and tasty, just like a nice can of diet Pepsi (I can’t believe it’s not racist).

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