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Published on December 19th, 2015 | by Flipside

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Forensic Anthropologists reveal Jesus was actually Jewish.

New research by the  forensic anthropologists of Beirut University have revealed that Jesus Christ was actually a young Jewish man, studying medicine at Columbia University.

‘Yeah we’re as confused as you are,’ a spokesperson told Flipside. ‘I mean this is going to come as a real shock to American Baptists but tis the season. It’s especially weird people are discussing this again since the original study was a decade ago. Honestly he looks a lot like Greg, the guy I used to buy pot from.’

We contacted Greg the drugdealer for his view on the similarities:

‘Wooaahhhhh! That’s nuts! Oh sick man, so do I have to like, live in a cave or something?’

Joshua Rubenstein, the leader of the study also spoke to us, ‘another fun fact we gleaned,  Jesus was constantly surprised.’

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