Published on September 14th, 2015 | by Flipside0
Fresher swears they have always worn that leather jacket.
In the early hours of this afternoon, Fresher, Andrew Saddler, has sworn, under oath in the eyes of the Big Cheese gods, that he has “always owned and worn a leather jacket,” and that he has never cared about “what people think of how he looks.” With Leather Jackets and a top knot always playing a key part in his image presentation, he is confused as to why people would think otherwise.
For no real reason, his new found BFFS (who he has known for a total of 82 minutes) sensed this may not be true. Despite his claims they took to facebook to see if any photo evidence would substantiate his claims. All they found were several badly lit web cam selfies from 2009 and no evidence of a leather jacket, apart from one photo which depicts him clearly at a fancy dress party.
Following this, It is not clear if Andrew will change his statement in the coming hours, or if an awkward, boring and ultimately pointless game of never have I ever, will reveal a different truth.