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Published on July 9th, 2013 | by Flipside

Freshers spend unforgettable week with friends they’ll never remember

POTTEROW – Following a week of heavy drinking, partying, and socialising in EUSA venues across campus, Edinburgh University’s 2013 Freshers recount that they had a “truly unforgettable week with… uh… yeah, I think it was James? No wait John…? No… Jack, Jack! Yeah, that was it, it was with Jack.”

Fresh-faced first year Ben McAllister recalled that he had what he considered to be the “BEST WEEK EVER!!!!” with friends for life. He went on to share some endearing nicknames he’s already come up with for many of his new long term relationships, such as “this one Australian girl I hooked up with in the Teviot Underground who’s staying in self-catered halls” and “Cameron from the pub quiz.” The 2013 Freshers stated that they all had plans to hang out like really, really soon and  they were definitely going to hit each other up on Facebook. Upon ending their recapitulation of their Freshers’ Week experience, they also added, “You know, now that we’re really thinking about it, it may have actually been Tyler.”

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