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Published on October 13th, 2013 | by Flipside

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Full Speaker List for ‘Excellence in Finance’ conference revealed

The ‘Excellence in Finance’ conference, taking place on the 18th October at the University of Edinburgh in Old College’s Playfair Library, has suffered the unfortunate embarrassment of having it’s full, top secret list of speakers leaked, ahead of the event, to Edinburgh Flipside. The conference already boasts former British Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling, along with representatives from major investment operations such as BlackRock, and Aberdeen Asset Management, however it has now been revealed that the organisers intended to host a range of speakers who are slightly more ‘controversial’.
The list also reveals the extent of the resources behind the conference.
The full list of secret speakers:
– Douglas Caster, Chairman of Ultra Electronics, on the case for investing in Drones
– Henry Kissinger
– Bashar Al-Assad, speaking on the Economics of Happiness
– John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe Panel Session
– Bruno Iksil, the London Whale
– Lord Voldemort
– A representative of the investment fund of ‘The Grapes’ pub on Clerk Street
– Christopher Hitchens’ skeleton, re-animated via electricity w/ a Necromancer
– God, speaking on behalf of Lloyd Blankfein
– George Osbourne
– The Ghost of Charles Ponzi
– Alan Greenspan
– Mikhail Gorbachev
– Christina Kirchner Vs. Christine Lagarde, Debate on The Argentinian Economy
– George W. Bush, George H. W. Bush, Laura Bush, Jeb Bush, and Josh Brolin, panel discussion
– Robin Thicke

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