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Politics

Published on February 11th, 2016 | by Flipside

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George Osborne turns out to be the OK brother

In an alarming turn of events, it turns out that terrifying human-cocaine hybrid George Osborne is actually the less mortifyingly awful of the Osborne brothers.

Dr. Adam Osborne, who looks like someone pumped a bunch of industrial lubricant into a chipolata then covered it in jizz, took advantage of a patient suffering from anxiety and depression, in a move that can only have made her state of mind a thousand times worse.

He showed a basic disregard for the fundamental tenets of the medical profession (Judge’s actual words), making a mockery of the job and the trust the public put in him, so presumably it runs in the family (our words).

Not content to be pure evil, the cherry on the shit-cake that is Adam Osborne also threatened to make his victim ‘pay’ if she went public with the accusations…because this is what Osborne’s do, apparently

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