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Published on April 16th, 2016 | by Flipside

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George R.R Martin’s Tits To Make Appearance In New Game Of Thrones Season

With Game of Thrones Season Six soon to be released for illegal streaming across the world, fans have been getting excited. Part of the hype for the new season is of course the promise of violence and nudity, with about one episode being really good to counteract the other ten being mostly dull.

The team behind GoT at HBO claim that they are really trying to add more of a shock factor to their work. It comes as no surprise then that nudity will play a large role in this. However, few predicted that G.R. R Martin, author of the original and occasionally read book series, would play such a prominent part in the process.

Flipside can exclusively reveal that as part of his long awaited cameo, Martin will be getting his tits out as a disgruntled prostitute in Kings Landing.

“I have always wanted to get my tits out on screen”, Martin said, “They are both massive and remarkably hairless for a man of my age and girth. The guys at HBO said it will really give the show what it has been missing and broaden its viewing demographics.”

A spokesperson for HBO commented, “Look, the show is far more than just tits and dragons, there was that one bit where…..well you remember the time that…..right are you saying you don’t want tits and dragons? With George’s tits on screen we are predicting an all-time spike in viewing figures. Failing that one of the dragons will get its tits out and that should make the people go wild.”

Flipside are very excited for the new series to come out. We for one watch it for the politics, for the relationships and the tense tension built throughout the series. Nothing about tits and blood makes us happy. If we wanted that, we would watch Spartacus blood and Sand, more tits (both male and female #amIrightfeminists) and more blood, its actually quite good, if you can’t wait for GOT, watch Spartacus Blood and Sand, your welcome.

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