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Published on January 18th, 2016 | by Flipside

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‘Glasgow Effect’ Artist chokes to Death on their own Bullshit

Two weeks into the £15,000 ‘durational performance’ The Glasgow Effect, artist Ellie Harrison was found dead in her West End flat, suffocated by a massive volume of bullshit near her person. Authorities are not treating the death as suspicious. A statement by the Glasgow City Council on the artist’s passing: ‘Eh.’

The £15,000 grant from Creative Scotland and her £21,000  Dundee university sabbatical salary will be donated the Glasgow Conservatory.

 

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