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Published on February 5th, 2016 | by Flipside

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God to form supergroup ‘Earth, Wind and Stardust….ft. Alan Rickman’

After the recent death of yet another legend in 2016 – Maurice White, the lead singer of funk/disco pioneers Earth, Wind and Fire – God has taken the drastic step of forming a supergroup, to make sure heaven’s recent talent doesn’t go to waste.

Asked about the band’s style, God claimed that it would be a space-funk groove-driven experimental disco-punk outfit, with Alan Rickman contributing spoken word vocals.

God also toyed with the names ‘Black, White and Alan Rickman’, ‘Alan Rickman and the Spiders from Earth, Wind and Fire’, ‘Funkbucket’, ‘Grooveboot’ and ‘God’s Angels’

The band will debut their hotly-anticipated first single on Radio Heaven – hosted, of course, by Terry Wogan.

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