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Published on January 22nd, 2017 | by Flipside

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Graduate Employer Definitely Found Your Nudes

The latest update on your graduate career hunt shows that not only are your chances of future employment dropping by the day, but a fairly brief background check of your social media – as a result of your (somewhat desperate) application to the United Nations – exposed a startling number of naked selfies.

 

Whilst the organisation was potentially willing to accept that everybody makes mistakes and that nude images may simply be a natural expression of intimacy in the modern world, they also discovered your double-chin shots, which were deeply traumatic and deemed unbearable to the naked eye. You will not be receiving a response at this time.

 

In other news: your mum called, she wants to know if you want your room repainted before you inevitably move back home.

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