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Published on October 26th, 2016 | by Flipside

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4th year Language student definitely doesn’t regret returning to Edinburgh

A 4th year language student at the University of Edinburgh has posted an emotional status on Facebook about how much they love Edinburgh and wouldn’t return to their host country because they love their return to intensive studies so much.

The unnamed student, currently studying a combination of Scandinavian studies and Spanish, said “Well at this point last year, I was in a remote area of Southern America where I would get up at midday before sauntering down to the pure white beach where I would lay about for a couple of hours before helping out make some beautiful dinner with the locals. Now that I’m back, I’ve had 4 exams in 3 weeks and no matter what time of day it is it’s always dark. I’m definitely not regretting coming back whatsoever. Nope, definitely not.”

Flipside’s reporter attempted to question the student about whether they were being honest in their appraisal about their time in Edinburgh. However, they proceeded to break down into tears before yelling “Why God why?!?”.

A spokesperson for the school of Literatures, Languages and Cultures chuckled before saying “Yeah, shit’s gonna fuck you up”.

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