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Politics

Published on May 28th, 2017 | by Flipside

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Jared Kushner Tried to Set Up Private Myspace Page with Trump, Putin and Lavrov

Reports have emerged that first son-in-law Jared Kushner tried to set up a private Myspace page, in order to conduct clandestine discussions with Russian president Vladimir Putin and foreign minister Sergei Lavrov, as well as Trump himself.

The discussions to set up the page, which would operate under the codename ‘hashtagBezzies4lyf’ were conducted in December 2016, shortly before Trump’s inauguration. It is understood that they considered several options other than Myspace, including Bebo, Weibo, Whatsapp, FB messenger (where the GIF selection is believed to have been popular with Trump), Google Hangouts and MSN Messenger, before opting for Myspace, which Kushner deemed ‘the best and most sneekiest’ of all the options.

No one can confirm the exact content of the proposed group, but it’s believed they would discuss highly sensitive, classified information, such as co-ordinating outfits, what movies they would watch at sleepovers, which midnight snacks they would guzzle and who got to wear the Donald Duck pyjamas this time.

When asked to comment on the accusations, President Trump stated: “I don’t care whatever anyone says, I am always the one who is allowed to wear the Donald Duck pyjamas, I bought them for myself, they’re fantastic pyjamas, the best.”

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