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Published on April 14th, 2018 | by Flipside

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Hollywood Finally Gives Cold War A Reboot…

Breaking News: In the early hours of the morning Hollywood made a surprise, but unsurprising, announcement that the Cold War was going to be given a reboot. Cold War 2: This Time It’s Freezing!

Disney have recently bought the rights from BOOM BOOM FUCKITY BOOM STUDIOS and appear to be very excited with the coup.

“It is going to go off with a bang. That is all I am going to say,” commented a spokesperson, who continued ,“We considered giving it a Netlfix run and trying to make it something like House of Cards, but figured this would be better off in a trilogy like the Hobbit. You know, something that could be sorted quite quickly if handled differently, but instead is going to be dragged out way longer than necessary for profit margins.”

Leading characters have been controversially recast. With the reality TV star Donald Trump being given the role of U.S President being called slightly unrealistic.

Thresa May has been cast in the role as British PM, a casting choice many are calling perfect due to her wonderful comic roles in previous work.

Vladimir Putin is set to play the films antagonist, and may even become the successor to Thanos following avengers Infinity War.

Given that Disney own the rights, it is thought that it will almost certainly somehow be tied into the Marvel Universe.

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