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Published on November 28th, 2016 | by Flipside

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Human Egg New UKIP Leader

Due to  Nigel Farage’s apparent wish to get hot and heavy with human sack of orange shower gunk Donald Trump , UKIP has been forced to get creative with their new placement of leader. The final choice has been revealed to be a giant human egg., It’s hoped due to his lack of mouth (just a hole) his won’t totally ruin going to the pub and ferrero rocher’s.

 

A representative of UKIP has come stated the reason for this placement: ‘A lot of our members love eggs, it’s a staple thing, a real British value, Eggs. Love Eggs. So we thought, why not an Egg Man as leader, we can dress him up and take him places like an egg parade. But serious, this guy is going to scramble things up, plus he’s no Humpty Dumpty, he certainly won’t let the ‘establishment’ push him around. He’s a working man’s egg.’

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