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Published on April 22nd, 2016 | by Flipside

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History Building Door Possessed By Polite Ghost Called Keith

In the last few days, students have been terrified by a supernatural occurrence right at the entrance to the William Robertson Wing of the Old Medical School.

It transpires that the door has been possessed by a ghost, but fear not, the ghost is actually quite lovely. His name is Keith.

Keith has decided to devote the rest of his afterlife to opening the main door to the history building for students who are stressed and just don’t have time for the shitty process of opening a god damn door.

So next time you freak the fuck out because a door just opens, don’t worry, that’s just your friendly, polite, possessive poltergeist Keith. Thanks Keith!!

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