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Published on April 4th, 2018 | by Flipside

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Icy Bastard Winter Refuses To F**k The F**k Off!

Spring has sprung several times this year, only to be sat on by Winter’s icy bastard massive cold arse.

It is causing quite the uproar in the natural world.

The crocuses are livid as lilac,

The daffodils far from delighted,

Grass green with envy (but you can’t see it because the grass is buried underneath snow in fucking April).

And the cherry blossom is baffled.

Icy bastard Winter had this to say:

“YOLO!” Winter is such a prick as it lives way more than once.

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