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Politics

Published on November 27th, 2015 | by Flipside

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“Iraq Went Pretty Well…” Claims Cameron During Bombing Syria Speech.

David Cameron has come under literally no criticism whatsoever, following his claims that “Iraq went pretty well,” whilst trying to justify the bombing of Syria and potential further action.

Even following the smuggest prick in Smugtown, Tony Blair, admitting that, “Iraq might have been a bit of a fuck up, maybe, sort of, probably… I don’t know, yes okay it was a mistake… Or was it?” David Cameron is still determined to repeat those same mistakes at any cost to both human life and fucking common sense.

“Look,” said an determined Cameron, “I think Iraq went pretty well, and in all honesty action in Syria would also definitely work. We have bombed it a lot already and that doesn’t seem to have achieved much, so we figure if we just keep bombing it something will probably happen at some point. You really can’t fault our logic, and building on the success of Iraq I predict that military involvement in Syria can only go well.”

He continued:

“Naturally we have weighed up other options. Boris was nearly sent in as a peace envoy, but after several highly racist and ignorant comments from him, we figured it was best to just keep making Syria go shooty shooty bang bang boom, from afar.”

This policy has received no criticism, with everyone agreeing that fighting fire with fire only ever makes no fire, not bigger fires. What a preposterous idea.

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