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Commentary

Published on December 6th, 2015 | by Flipside

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“ISIS have hit back with floods”- Theresa May.

Following air strikes in Syria, Theresa May has claimed that there is good (fuck all) evidence to suggest that ISIS are behind the recent flooding in Britain.

In a statement issued,  she commented that, “It appears Storm Desmond has been radicalised to the Daesh cause. When looking at his internet history it is clear that this is the case. And you said we were wrong to increase internet surveillance. The British weather has been radicalised! and the only way to stop it is to bomb Syria more. So naturally we will.”

It appears that this is the first time in history that the British people have made a legitimate complaint against the weather. Flipside sincerely hopes that Theresa May will take the suffering of the British people seriously and, stop using it as a way to score cheap political points. However we doubt it.

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