Published on November 22nd, 2015 | by Flipside0
“ISIS Not Very Nice”: Concludes Internet.
In light of recent events, the internet has concluded that terrorist group ISIS are simply not very nice.
This has lead to leading experts commenting in their droves with complaints about the nasty ISISis peoples and several strongly worded letters of complaint have been written to the BBC about it. Positive change is only a matter of time now the internet knows what it thinks.
A spokesperson for the internet took to the underused and little known platforms of Facebook and Twitter to express these views in eloquent words:
“I think I’m rite in sayin tht these ISIS guyz r not very nice, it isn’t kl at all, they need 2 stop lyk now pls. Bombs just rnt kl, nor are what they is doing in the Middle Earth, it needz 2 stop. #ISISRTOTESBAD”
Victims of ISIS’s extremist and frankly horrific actions have been very understanding about how it has taken the internet so long to realise that ISIS aren’t very nice.
The Internet has also concluded in separate studies that cats are cute and dogs are funny, whilst simultaneously revealing after extensive study that people falling over is and will forever be the purest form of comedy.