Published on November 17th, 2016 | by Flipside0
Friendly Reminder: the Expiration Date for Your Year Abroad Relationship is Coming Up
ERASMUS HQ- It’s that time of year again! When you finally concede defeat in the face of emotional labour and dump your wayward SO.
Whether they went off to GoddamnFuckingChinaAreYouKiddingMe or they remained while you fled this sunless hole of a city, it’s that magical time of year when reality and neglect breaks apart your tender romance!
The unanswered text messages, missed skype calls, and stagnant conversations have all lead to this moment! Savor it, it’s all part of the year abroad experience!
On the flipside (hehe), now your loins are free to express themselves. At last you can pity bang that friend who’s been a bit too attentive or fuck the locals in your crappy Berlin WG.
So get out there! Just remember what Erasmus peddled to your naive second year mind, ‘This is the best year of your life*’
*sans the loneliness