Published on January 13th, 2014 | by Flipside0
‘I’ve pretty much got this shit figured out now’ remarks returning first year
On Monday it was reported that a returning first year heading into his second semester of university confidently noted, ‘Guys, it’s already semester two, so obviously I’ve pretty much got this shit all figured out now.’
‘I mean, I’ve already done this for an entire three months, so what else could there possibly be to learn?’ the fresher added. He then went on to note that he had been to Vodka Rev twice, Hive once, and that he had passed by Cav a few times, so he’d pretty much covered everything Edinburgh has to offer.
When asked about academia, the first year stated that he’d written two 2,000 word essays and taken three exams. ‘What else could be in store in the next three and a half years?’
Flipside would like to note that there was no mention of The Big Cheese, and this student clearly had no awareness of Innovative Learning Week.