Published on April 26th, 2016 | by Flipside0
Jay-Z Placed in Protective Custody after #Lemonade
Jay-Z has been evacuated to an undisclosed location after an army of Beyonce’s followers, who call themselves ‘the drones’, descended upon his Manhattan penthouse. Following the release of the Queen Bae’s masterpiece Lemonade, the 2014 allegations of infidelity resurfaced, summoning an army of loyal fans ready to slaughter Mr. Knowles-Carter. Guess he should’ve watched the throne. Jay-Z will remain in hiding until the drop of his new EP featuring tracks titled ‘Part III (still on the run)’ and ‘100 Problems’.
But also how good is Lemonade? Like goddamn, a Prince died but the Queen has risen.