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Politics

Published on March 17th, 2017 | by Flipside

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4th Year Student Decides That Today, They Will Finally Vote In A EUSA Election

A fourth year Humanities student has finally decided to cast a vote in a EUSA election, determined to get it done on Friday morning.

History and English Literature student Benjamin Morris said,

‘Well I’m leaving soon and throughout my time at uni I was never bothered about the elections so thought I should engage myself at least once and pick my preferred candidates. I’ve been busy this week though, and I wanted to take the time to do my research so I decided to wait until the end of the week, the morning of the day the results are announced as it goes, before voting. I’ve seen the Sabbs constantly asking us to do it this week so to them, your efforts were not in vain!’

‘So I really liked Andy Peel’s use of Buzz Lightyear, really eye-catching, so I’m going to vote for him, and Patrick Garrett’s video about getting a Greggs tickled me so I’ll sling him one to! For President, I’ve went for Jon-Boy Roisin Tatatatatam, but to be honest I reckon Theo will win.’

Meanwhile Jenna Kelly VPS commented,

‘This is the greatest achievement of my time as a sabbatical officer, the long days, sleepless nights. I’ve been living on sausage and tomato Golden Wonder all week and my best friend now thinks my first name is Joan. But it’s worth it! They were listening!’

Rising to her feet, she thrust one defiant fist in the air,

‘SOMEONE ACTUALLY VOTED……………ISH!’

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