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Published on March 8th, 2016 | by Flipside

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Jeremy Hunt has “Cold, dead eyes of a serial killer” claims Charles Manson

Today, disgusting, murderous psychopath Jeremy Hunt was criticised by former musician and killer Charles Manson for his attitude towards junior doctors and the future of the NHS.

 

“Listen, we’ve all done bad stuff – I know that better than anyone! I played on and wrote some pretty stinking records in the sixties, and then killed some folk…but Jeremy Hunt is really taking it to the next level. One look in his eyes is enough to turn a room full of puppies who are giving candy to adorable children surrounded by rainbows into stone. Shitstone. Stone that is literally made of shit. Cold shit”, Manson announced, continuing: “At least I chose who I killed – Jeremy’s basically just doing it for fun, through gross, bureaucratic means. Indirectly killing people with red tape – have you ever heard anything more fucked up and evil?” Manson concluded.

 

However, not all the news is bad for Hunt. Convicted child murder-rapist Ian Huntley believes that Hunt “isn’t all bad”, going on to say “Actually, I see a lot of myself in him.”

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