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Published on April 26th, 2016 | by Flipside

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‘Jeremy Hunt Has Gone Too Far’ Claims Ghost of Harold Shipman

 

This morning, prompted by the junior doctor’s strike and contract dispute that is currently engulfing the NHS, the ghost of Harold Shipman made an appearance to tell health secretary Jeremy Hunt that’s he’s totally out of order, and a smarmy tosspot.

Shipman, who was responsible for over 200 deaths and is considered to be the most prolific serial killer of all time, was blunt in his assessment of Hunt: ‘He’s terrible at his job, has no idea what he’s doing and is putting lives at risk. He’s callous and irresponsible, and I can’t believe someone like that is currently in charge of my beloved medical profession. He also looks like a constipated weasel.’

‘I honestly have no idea how he can live with himself,’ the ghost of Dr. Shipman concluded.

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