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Published on November 17th, 2016 | by Flipside

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Joebama Memes to Run for President of The United States in 2020

Following a surge in the popularity of the Joebama memes, they has decided to run for President in 2020.

Following a rally yesterday afternoon, a spokesperson for the memes said,

“Yes they have decided to run. It is very exciting for everyone involved. So many people have just been wishing that Joe and Barack could just continue in office and with the rise of the Joebama memes, in many ways they can.The memes are going to be more relaxed, focusing strongly on their social media campaign and engaging people through the highest form of comedy humanity has ever discovered.”

Joe and Barack are very much going to be part of the team behind the campaign, but they won’t be doing the mass of the writing. That will be done by the internet. Who is excited to start writing in its first campaign.”

The Internet said, “Normally I don’t back one position, I just hear any old nonsense and share it with others. But this time people have been so enthusiastic about Joebama memes that I felt I had to get involved and add to the campaign. Moreover I think it is really exciting because me and memes aren’t really people and therefore will provide gender neutral candidates for the first time at an election. Can’t wait to get going to be honest.”

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