Published on February 7th, 2016 | by Flipside0
Joey Finally Gets to Drive a Porsche
A full 17 years after Joey Tribbiani found the keys to a Porsche that he never managed to drive, only managing to clean it and concoct an elaborate ruse involving cardboard boxes, the fictional character will finally get the opportunity to drive a Porsche, as the new co-host of Top Gear
“Honestly, I never got over that episode”, Mr. Tribbianni told the assembled media. “The next four series of Friends was a bit of a blur – all I could think about was that car. The speed, the feel…the leather seats. Now I can finally live out that fantasy. I didn’t ask about pay, hours, my co-stars, or even what the show is about. All I asked was ‘Can I drive a Porsche? They said yes, so I’m in’”
The BBC was thrilled to have such a bankable star on board for the show, although female employees have been warned not to make eye contact if he ever asks them ‘How you doin?’
Flipside implores you to go back and watch this particular episode of Friends, it’s an absolute corker.