Published on April 18th, 2016 | by Flipside0
Johnny Depp Seen Blinking Out “Please Help” in Morse Code in Apology Video
In light of the recent end to the incident in which once pirate/Tim Burtons favourite muse, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard (a supposed actress but which no one can name a film she’s been in, but you know her from somewhere) tried to smuggle two medium sized dogs into Australia, they have been forced to record what at first glance is a apology video. The video, which is shot in a shockingly bad light, with appalling angles, making two conventionally attractive people look a bit shit, as been mocked heavily on the internet.
However, on closer inspection, it seems the gloomy and petulant looking Jonny Depp is actually trying to communicate a different, deeper meaning. In fact, experts have attested that he is actually blinking out in Morse code ‘Please Help’. Therefore one can suppose that this apology is not readily given, but been forced upon him by the notoriously brutal Australian authorities, this also explains why Depp’s suit is so crumpled. This is not the first time a prisoner has attempted to communicate, famously American, Vietnam war prisoner, Jeremiah Denton, was forced onto television in 1966 for propaganda purposes. While doing so, he blinked out the word ‘Torture’ in Morse code.
Depp’s representatives have refused to comment