SK8R LIFE INSURANCE (SK8) ✖ STOCK SUSPENDED
EDINBURGH UNIVERSITY STUDENTS ASSOCIATION (EUSA) ▼-2005.21
ALEX SALMOND’S HAIR ▼ 230.067
CONSERVATIVE & UNIONIST NATIONAL TWEED CO (CUNT) ▲69.99
LADS, INC (LAD)▲1783.44
NATIONAL ASSOCIATION ZOCIALIST, INC (NAZI)▼2.48
BEDLAM THEATRE GROUP (BT) ▲ 5.74
EDINBURGH UNIVERSITY CREDIBILITY (UC) ▼ 1.000567
PETER HIGG’S SWAG ($G) ▲∞
BOTECO (BOT) ▲ 456.34
AVERAGE AGE IN TEVIOT (OLD) ▲ 67.45
PANDA CHILDCARE UK PLC (PCU) ✖ STOCK SUSPENDED
MILEY CYRUS EDINBURGH FAN CLUB (TWERK)▲ 42.67
DIRECTION OF NOSES UPON MENTION OF EDINBURGH NAPIER (NOZ) ▲ 90.00
EXAM PERFORMANCE IN MCEWAN HALL (STARE) ▼ 11.000567
TEVIOT CHIPS (SHIT)▼ 56.23

Politics

Published on January 9th, 2016 | by Flipside

0

Jose Mourinho to take over as leader of the Labour Party

After discontent within the dressing room, and a string of embarrassing results on the pitch, reports today emerged claiming that Jeremy Corbyn has lost the support of key players within the Labour Party, and the board are looking for a new leader.

Jose Mourinho, former boss of Tory-affiliated group Chelsea FC, has emerged as an obvious candidate to take over the role, after the astonishing recent breakdown of his relationship with his former employers.

The pressure has been cranked up on Corbyn in recent weeks, after failure to progress past the group stages in the House of Commons, coupled with embarrassing defeats to Stoke and Norwich. Mourinho has made it clear he does not intend to take any time off, and has a proven track record at the top level of British politics.

He is seen by many as the perfect man to lead Labour against a Tory cabinet for a couple of years, before inevitably departing in acrimonious circumstances at some point in 2018, to be succeeded by Labour Party legend Ryan Giggs in time for the 2020 election.

Share on FacebookTweet about this on TwitterShare on RedditEmail this to someone

Tags: , , , , ,


About the Author



Comments are closed.

Back to Top ↑